He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
You can't motorboat a personality
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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