You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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