I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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