So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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