I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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