She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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