My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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