Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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