So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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