No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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