This is not my ceiling
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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