pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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