He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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