the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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