And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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