I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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