No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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