I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
birth control should be required to get into college
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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