Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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