is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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