I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
