i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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