I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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