it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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