I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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