Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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