In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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