He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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