i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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