i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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