You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You were trust falling into bushes
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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