vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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