maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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