I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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