I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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