what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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