If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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