you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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