They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
