no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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