I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You work out of a Hotel?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My ass is underappreciated
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Randomize
