? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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