Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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