So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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