he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Come see our sink grown plant.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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