my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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