Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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