when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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