Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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