just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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