Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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