it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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