im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
