im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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