I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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