Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Randomize
