are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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