The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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