I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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