He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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