so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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