Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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