How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize
